Lyrics and Vocals: American country music singer, songwriter, guitarist and three time Grammy Award winner Brad Paisley.
Ode de Toilet.
She says not to buy her flowers, Or big expensive gifts. She says she don’t want jewelry, And she doesn’t need another dress. If I want to show her how much I adore her, The best way that I’ve found, Is to make sure when I’m finished, I put that toilet seat down. We’ve been to counciling, To try and see the ways we could improve, This thing between us, And different ways to show each other “I love you”. Forget about those getaway vacations, To romantic coastal towns, If you want to say “I love you”, Then put that toilet seat down. ‘Cause in the middle of the night, It’s cold and it’s dark, And when I hear my name in vain, I know I haven’t done my part. She just wants me to support her, And the best way that I’ve found, So with a gentle hand and a loving touch, I put that toilet seat down. I know it’s kind of funny, You can teach a little puppy, But it’s very hard to train a grown man, When I’m all about my business, And the path of least resistance, She’s the one that suffers in the end. In the middle of the night, It’s cold and it’s dark, And when I hear my name in vain, I know I haven’t done my part. She just wants me to support her, And the best way that I’ve found, So with a gentle hand and a loving touch, I put that toilet seat down. Down, down. END.
On the eve of its tenth anniversary, Co. Cork singer and songwriter Stephanie Rainey brought her timeless anthem ‘Please Don’t Go’ to a whole new audience when she appeared on the TV series ‘America’s Got Talent’ on Tuesday June 25th, last, 2024.
The song she sung was dedicated to her one-year-old nephew, Fionn, who tragically lost his life to meningitis, when aged just one year old.
I dare our older readers not to shed a tear, as we think back, lovingly, on the hands we have held under similar circumstances in the past.
I’ll hold your hand till it goes cold. I’ll hold my tears until you go, With all the life that leaves your bones, It soaks the purpose from my own. Ohhh, ohh, oh, please don’t go. I love you more than you could know. You’ve got a hole inside my soul. It’s like a mountain soaked in snow. It’s in the earth the river flows. Ohhh, ohh, oh, please don’t go. Ohhh, ohh, oh, please don’t go. I’ve kept my own side of the bed, Thinking you’d be home again. I hold myself so I can sleep, My pillow holds the screams of me. Ohhh, ohh, oh, please don’t go. Ohhh, ohh, oh, please don’t go. So lay yourself down on my chest, ‘Cause I know how to hold you best. I’ll keep you through these last few breaths, And kiss and love you till the end. Ohhh, ohh, oh, please don’t go. Ohhh, ohh, oh, please don’t go. END.
Pre-deceased by his wife Mary, his son Tom and his brother Ned; Mr O’Dwyer passed away peacefully, surrounded by his loving family, while in the care of staff at Drakelands Nursing Home, Co. Kilkenny.
His passing is most deeply regretted, sadly missed and lovingly remembered by his sorrowing family; his brother Fr. Michael, daughter-in-law Joanne, granddaughter Emma, nieces, nephews, extended relatives, neighbours and friends.
Requiem Mass for Mr O’Dwyer will be celebrated on Sunday morning, June 30th, at 10:00am, followed by interment, immediately afterwards, in the adjoining graveyard.
The extended O’Dwyer family wish to express their appreciation for your understanding at this difficult time, and have made arrangements for those persons wishing to send messages of condolence, to use the link shown HERE.
Pre-deceased by her husband Jerry; the passing of Mrs O’Brien is most deeply regretted, sadly missed and lovingly remembered by her sorrowing family; daughters Mary, Katherine, Patricia and Bernie, son DJ, sister Nancy (Ryan – Tullamaine), sons-in-law Jon and David, sisters-in-law, 11 grandchildren, great-grandchild, nephews, nieces, extended relatives, neighbours and friends.
For those persons who are unable to attend the funeral service for Mrs O’Brien, same can be viewed streamed live online, HERE.
The extended O’Brien and Quinlan families wish to express their appreciation for your understanding at this difficult time, and have made arrangements for those persons wishing to send messages of condolence, to use the link shown HERE.
Note Please: Family Flowers only. Donations in lieu, if desired, to the Irish Cancer Society.
Pre-deceased by her parents James and Mary, and brother James (Junior); Mrs Maguire passed away peacefully, while in the care of staff at St Luke’s Hospital, Rathgar, Co. Dublin, surrounded by her loving family.
Her passing is most deeply regretted, sadly missed and lovingly remembered by her sorrowing family; her loving husband Paddy, children James (Annemarie), Padhraic (Gillian), Shaun (Trina), Honora (Padraig), Madeline (Colin), Ronan (Claire), Aonghus (Mary), and Cathal, brothers Fr John, Edward and Patrick, sisters Margaret, Noreen and Ellie, cherished grandchildren, brothers-in-law, sisters-in-law, nephews, nieces, extended relatives, neighbours and a large circle of friends.
Requiescat in Pace.
Funeral Arrangements.
The earthly remains of Mrs Maguire, will repose at her residence tomorrow afternoon, [H14 R620], on tomorrow afternoon, Friday June 28th, from 5:00pm until 9:00pm same evening. (Note please: House strictly private at all other times please). Her remains will be received into the Church of St Patrick, Kilnavart, Co. Cavan, (R205), on Saturday morning, June 29th, to further repose for Requiem Mass at 12:00 noon, followed by interment, immediately afterwards, in the adjoining graveyard.
The extended Maguire and Beatty families wish to express their appreciation for your understanding at this difficult time, and have made arrangements for those persons wishing to send messages of condolence, to use the link shown HERE.
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