Episode 4
Thurles housewife, Mrs Axelle Ryan, alarmed by the fact that Irish prices were now 40% higher than the average across the European Union; armed with a revolver enters a Thurles bank with the intension of relieving them of all cash deposits.
Ordering all the banks customers to lie on the ground, she passes a large Walker & Hunt Duffle bag over the counter demanding that it be filled with cash.
Once the object of her intention was acceded too and her bag returned, now bulging at the seams with cash, she turns to a customer on the floor and asks, “Did you see me rob this bank?”
The man honestly replied, “Yes Madam, I did.”
Mrs Ryan shot him in the head, killing him instantly.
She then turned to the couple lying next to the now deceased male, and addressing them both asks, “Did either of you see me rob this bank?”
The female lying on the floor replied, “No Madam, I didn’t, but my husband did!”.
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