The four year old boy announced at the dinner table, “Dad, I’ve decided to get married”.
A surprised father replied, “Wonderful son and do you have a particular girl in mind?”
“Yes” replied his young son, “Grandma”. He further continued in his efforts to justify the reason for his intentions; “She said she loves me, I love her, too, and she’s the best cook and story teller in the whole world”.
His father replied, “That’s very nice son, but we do have a small problem here”.
“What’s the problem?”, queried the young boy.
His father replied, “Well son, not trying to disappoint you, but she happens to be my mother. How can you possibly marry my mother”.
The young boy quickly retorted “Why not? Didn’t you marry mine”.
VERY FUNNY